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Confess Your Fuckwhittery
Every great story starts with…
“Well… this is going to sound really stupid.”
Congratulations.
You’ve come to the right place.
We’ve all had those moments. The ones where our brain quietly clocked out, common sense took a coffee break, and somehow we ended up with a story that still gets brought up at family dinners years later.
That’s exactly what we’re looking for.
Whether it happened yesterday or twenty years ago, we want to hear about the time life went spectacularly sideways. It might have been embarrassing in the moment, but if you can laugh about it now, chances are someone else will too.
Before You Hit Submit…
We’re a little picky around here.
Not because we’re trying to be difficult, but because we want this to be a place people enjoy visiting.
We love stories that are:
✔ Funny because they’re relatable.
✔ Honest.
✔ Self-deprecating.
✔ The kind you’ll still be laughing about years from now.
✔ The stories your friends always ask you to tell again.
We’re probably going to pass on stories that rely on politics, cruelty, humiliation, or making someone else the punchline.
We’re here to laugh with people.
Never at them.
A Couple of Things to Know
Your story may be lightly edited for spelling, grammar, and readability, but we’ll never change what actually happened.
You can submit your story anonymously if you’d rather keep your identity a mystery.
Not every submission will be published. That’s not because your story isn’t funny—it simply might not be the right fit for Fuckwhittery.
Ready?
Take a deep breath.
Relive the chaos.
Make us laugh.